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Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Read Here! Prepare to set your eyes upon the strange tales of a sarcastic (and quite liberal) teenager inexplicably raised in Kansas. As an opinionated individual certainly not lacking in snide and often clever remarks, I pride myself in my dead-pan delivery and tell-it-like-it-is attitude. I am not afraid to voice my often controversial opinion on anything, as will be quite obvious the more you read. My interests include (and are limited to) the "Harry Potter" book/movie series, and Broadway musicals. If you don't appreciate either of the above, I suggest you swim to the bottom of a lake and stay there. If you only enjoy the occasional company of one of the above, you may not enjoy reading my rantings as much as I do. However, if you find that you enjoy a good "Harry Potter" theory discussion and/or you find yourself singing 'By the Sea' everytime you get a free moment, then you, too, might possess the peculiarly dry sense of humor needed to appreciate my particular brand of comedy. So sit back, relax, pop open a Diet Coke (insert the catchy tune of 'Over the Moon' here), and enjoy the show!